Things that "Grind my Gears"

In no particular order, these are things that I do not like:

1. I don't like people who wear costumes to the movie theatres. Fuck, could you be a bigger dork?
2. People that drive too fast or slow for the weather conditions. It's not that hard to get it right. Just stay out of the ditch and don't force anyone else to serve into it either.
3. The following sports teams: New York Yankees, New England Patriots, Montreal Canadiens and the Toronto Maple Leafs.
4. Mayonaise on French Fries. Just fucking gross.
5. People that push ahead to get on the bus. We're all going to be standing anyways.
6. People that cut in line at the bar. No respect for other people that are currently losing their buzz.
7. Pineapple on pizza. Do pineapples grow in Italy? Then, why the fuck do you put pineapple on pizza?
8. People that give you a "flour" shower. I am going to kick some ass one day.
9. Why does Vanna White still have a job?? The puzzle is now digital.
10. The guy that cancelled "ALF". By far, it was the best show of the 80's.